mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction
Thats how you know you arent a main character in the fic
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
Not the right order but more pleasant for eyes
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs
why want the d when you can have the p
Tsuna: This is the first time I’ve seen Gokudera’s place! It’s an amazing apartment!
Gokudera: No, no, it isn’t such a good thing that I can show it to the Tenth! It’s the most cluttered room…
Yamamoto: Do you still have more rooms besides this one, oh, there’s a piano too!
Bianchi: As expected, you couldn’t be separated from your piano, the thing Hayato is talented at. I’m happy.
Gokudera: Wh, n, not really… it’s like a piece of artwork.
Tsuna: By the way, Gokudera-kun, how do you pay rent?
Gokudera: Uh, that’s…
Reborn: He doesn’t want to show his boss his troubles.
U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary