tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

classyrainbowaristocrat:

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

Thats how you know you arent a main character in the fic

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

bokunonico:

malaclasecl:

Arte sobre arte….

THE FINGER ONE THOUGH

vongola-publicist:

Not the right order but more pleasant for eyes

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

image

mistrusts:

Gokudera
My Room

Tsuna: This is the first time I’ve seen Gokudera’s place! It’s an amazing apartment!

Gokudera: No, no, it isn’t such a good thing that I can show it to the Tenth! It’s the most cluttered room…

Yamamoto: Do you still have more rooms besides this one, oh, there’s a piano too!

Bianchi: As expected, you couldn’t be separated from your piano, the thing Hayato is talented at. I’m happy.

Gokudera: Wh, n, not really… it’s like a piece of artwork.

Tsuna: By the way, Gokudera-kun, how do you pay rent?

Gokudera: Uh, that’s…

Reborn: He doesn’t want to show his boss his troubles.

2011: haha!!! i'm so addicted to tumblr!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!
2014: i want to leave but i cant.... why did i take that vow to never leave..... how do i get out of this eternal hell...

circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary